Don't Try

In order for an individual to get a babe, it must appear that the individual truly is not trying. To that effect, what follows is a lost of a few positive measures by which you can tell just how hard you are not trying.

HTGBWET: #3 (that's right, today is a biggie): Don't try.

Here are some ways how....

The get-in/get-out strategy - in which you move w/in the social barrier, then quickly get out

Always be the first one to end the conversation

Avoid regular conversation

Don't use the phone

Try not to look at pictures

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO "MEET UP"

The over-all point of this rule is, essentially, to do everything in your power to keep yourself from getting overly attached. Once a man or woman is attached to the, as of yet, unconquested, he or she can kiss that conquest goodbye. Don't believe how I met your mother. If you are interested, make sure they are too. Don't be a clod. Don't try...

And that's the word. (Thank you, Steven Colbert.)