Why Judge Bullock is awesome!

The following statements are a few words of wisdom from the great, the singular, the only, Judge Terry Bullock. Learn them, memorize them, use them at times when you seriously need an old-timey phrase.

watering holes: you've read about them in cheap novels

people in hell want ice water

you can't have molasses if you ain't had no-lasses a' t'all!

Whenever in doubt, be a republican and wear suspenders AND a belt.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?

It's always difficult to remember what you've forgotten.