Trogdor! The Burninator!

Happy belated Trogdor Day, everyone!

I have wonderful and exciting news. After much heartache and misery, I have fixed my computer!!!! Now I just have to figure out how to get all the pictures I've taken over the past 6 months back. I guess, to start, any chance you've got those pictures I sent you, Katie? After that, I think I'm going to see if it is at all possible to actually repair hard drives.

That'll be interesting.

Alright, so many things have happened over the last little while. Nothing interesting though. I still don't have a job. I'm still uncertain exactly where my law school future will take me. My transcript from Montana St still hasn't reached the LSAC and neither have any of my letters of recommendation. Luckily, I have quite a bit of time before I need to start worrying about that.

I'm in the mood to tell an amusing anecdote, but one isn't leaping to mind. Instead I will suggest a plan...

Sometime, become friends with a person who has a motorcycle helmet. Persuade this person to let you borrow it. Then carry it with you in your passenger seat. Next, be first to the red light at a multi-lane intersection. Then put on the motorcycle helmet and roll down your tinted window and stare at the person in the car over. When they look at you, nod and rev your engine.

Then, right before the light turns green, hold up a big sign that says "Grannies are my business!" and drive away slowly.

Oh, and if you are trying to get a babe, hold up this alternate sign "I'm an alien. Wanna' swing on my appendage?"

It's guaranteed to work everytime.

Ok, last thing, sorry I didn't write about the need for porno backing up, but all are certainly welcome to join me in any future porn festivities. I'm planning on calling the staffing agency tomorrow. Maybe I'll have more news tomorrow night.