Warning, somewhat gross male humor/ adult content ahead...
Oh yeah! Also, I wanted to talk about the trials and tribulations of tonight. The following is a minute by minute, hour by hour description of my day starting the moment the UPS guy got there.
So I got my new hard drive at about 4PM.
4:00 PM:
Hell yeah! Booyah, baby! Who wants some of this? It's large, it's in charge, and it's rock hard! And I am certainly not referring to the hard drive!
4:25 PM:
Holy crap. I sure got that screwed into my computer fast and efficiently, using my powerful left forearm muscle. Good thing I've had so much practice. - smiles at nearby Kleenex of love
4:30:
I have to format the new drive? OK.
4:55
Wow! That took a while! But now the heavenly installation begins!
5:05
Bad file? WTF!
5:06
It has to format again! Damned!
5:31
ok.... maybe this time it'll work.
5:41
Cool. This time there was no problem with that file.
5:45
BAD FILE! What the shit! - knocks over a full cup of diet soda and burns the kleenex of love in a made rage of frustrated hatred - What the hell is wrong with this CD?
6:45
Formatting my new, huge-ass hard drive sucks my Hairy ball sack. What the shit do I do now?
7:30
Wait a minute! What if I just make a copy of the faulty disk onto a new, pretty disk! Maybe my idiot box will think there is a huge difference!
7:45
Ok, I have a new disk.
8:00
It worked! It worked! - grabs 25 new Kleenexes of love in anticipation - What? I have to install and update Windows XP now?
9:00
Service Pack II?! Suck my balls, SPII!
10:30
Updating windows sucks. I'm tired now and haven't had a chance to do anything I want to do. What time is it? Holy shit! I haven't eaten in 10 hours!
10:31
Actually, that's kinda neat. I'm not that hungry.
10:32
Wait. Maybe I am hungry.
10:33
Screw that. I'm on a diet. This is awesome. Now what should I do? - rubs chin in contemplation, while eyeing certain nearby items
...
2:30 AM
Well, that was fun. Maybe I'll check my email and post in my blog now.
3:27
So here we are. You know what? I think it's been a good day.
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2 comments:
my god, you have changed my ways with your elegant prose!!! i have given up drinking becuase of your inspiring words.
Yeah. It's a gift. I am glad to know that someone out there appreciates my efforts. Even if I don't know who that someone is.
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