Anyway....

Sorry for that last little post, everybody. Sometimes I accidentally get serious when I'm supposed to be either thoughtful or funny or at least moderately dirty and naughty.

To clear the air a little bit, let me tell you about how I once seduced Kay using nothing but a jar of beeswax and a roll of scotch tape...

Um. Actually, maybe we better not tell that one. If word got out, I could be wanted in seven states. Not to mention the great island of Haiti!