Important rules

And now, for today's HTGBWET: Don't got to a movie with your sister on a Friday night.

Hot Concession Staff Worker (HCST): May I take your order?

Sister: Um, yeah, two nachos and a soda.

HCST: Awwww, how cute. Sounds good, wink, wink. You want two straws with that?

Me: I JUST DON'T WANT A SODA. WE ARE NOT SHARING! Oh my God! I feel my soul crying inside!

HCST: Um, ok..., weirdo.

Me: (muttered under breath, as we walk away) stupid crying soul.